Weekend Open Thread
May 23rd, 2008 at 07:08pm Matt Margolis
Have at it.
UPDATE, by Mark Noonan: And a little humor from Stuff White People Like:
It is a fact that white people will never turn down an opportunity to enlighten other people on the correct way to think. While this is very easy to do through email or face to face conversation, it is exceptionally difficult to do while driving a car. Fortunately for white people there is a solution that is both popular and ineffective: bumper stickers.
Before talking about the types of bumper stickers that white people like, it’s very important to get an understanding about layout and placement. When a white person drives an older car (6+ years old) that has a resale value under $2000, they will coat the entire backside of the car in bumper stickers. Because of the abundance of space they are free to include stickers from all areas of white support: music, politics, the environment, insults to right wing politicians, and various movements that tell people to keep a city “weird.”
But when white people have a nice new car such as a Prius or an Audi station wagon, the fear of losing resale value prevents them from applying more than one sticker. Therefore that one sticker must properly capture the essence of the car and the political views of the driver.
The safest and most accepted choice for a sticker is always one that supports a Democratic Presidential candidate (Ralph Nader is an acceptable substitute). As of February 2008, white law requires an Obama 08 bumper sticker to be placed on the back of every Prius…
Love that site - sheer genuis.
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17 Comments
1. phnx | May 23rd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
On this Memorial Day weekend, my prayers go out to the brave men and women and their families who have served this country in peacetime and in war. At this time it is especially important to remeber those who paid the ultimate price for their country. We enjoy our freedoms because of their sacrifice.
2. Tom Thumb | May 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Do you mean the freedom of unlawful searches?
NSA WIRETAPS
Do you mean the right of a speedy trial?
GITMO DETAINEES SIX YEARS WITHOUT CHARGES
Do you mean the right against cruel and unusual punishment?
TORTURE AND MURDER IN ABU GRAIB.
Bush took away all the rights our boys died for.
3. neocon | May 23rd, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Darn it. I don’t have any rights because if that eeevil Bush.
There were women who died for those, not usurped rights also Tom Thumb. Why didn’t you acknowledge them? Are you sexist?
I suppose you call women reporters “sweetie” too, right? Or do you call only those reporters from the 57th state that?
4. congressive | May 24th, 2008 at 3:33 am
Gotta love all this Hagee-Wright et al nonsense. Religion in America is finally being seen as the sheer lunacy that it truly is.
Long live reason!
5. Mark Noonan | May 24th, 2008 at 4:26 am
congressive,
Indeed, long live reason - in fact, lets have a sample of it:
See what kind of thing you get when you use human reason to analyze things? Just great, great stuff…too bad far too many people don’t avail themselves of reason…and even more pitiful that those on the left are least likely to resort to reason.
Now, you were making some sort of statement about how religion and reason don’t really get along?
6. Casper | May 24th, 2008 at 9:09 am
I’m curious as to how the people here feel about McCain denouncing Hagee”s and Parsley’s endorsements. Did he lose any votes?
7. extramedium | May 24th, 2008 at 9:52 am
It seems to me that since (1) the presumptive nominee on the Democrat side (Obama) is described here (and elsewhere in the conservative universe) as “ultra-liberal” and (2) the presumptive nominee on the Republican side is described here as a very “moderate” Republican, or even a RINO - I can only presume that the country has made a large shift to the left.
I’ve also heard lots of folks here contend that America is shifting right. If that’s true, then McCain ought to win by a landslide, right? What do you think - have conservatives taken ten steps back, or do we actually have the right set of circumstances for crushing Republican victory in November?
8. neocon | May 24th, 2008 at 11:53 am
When has anyone here made the contention that America is shifting right? We contended all along that America is, and always has been a center-right country. Which is exactly where McCain is and why he will win.
9. Pain | May 24th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Fiddling while New Rome burns.
10. neocon | May 24th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Pain,
Thank you for reminding me why I stopped watching music videos. Of course to the juvenile, I am sure they seem quite poignant and hip.
You’ll grow out of it.
11. Cavalor Epthith, Esquire, D.S.V.J. | May 24th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Could we agree that there is only one true science, meaning science in the purest meaning of the word, and that is the Science of Metaphysics? For it is the science of both the Divine and the Profane. The goal of studying Metaphysics is the learning of the science of all things and applying Reason to see the connections between what has been Created and the Creator.
Yet I must ask how can a man don the rose coloured robes of a Metaphysician who sees the Universal linkage between Theology-Ontology-Cosmology and reckons clearly that they must be mastered in that order to graduate not to receive a degree but to be Enlightened whilst he is barred from knowing the Divine fully and for himself as a prerequisite? To my keen eyes Religion hinders a man from embracing that all men are brothers because the organization and purpose creates in Religion a race for one group to declare itself Divine before another and thus their masters.
12. Pain | May 24th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
10. neocon | May 24th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Art comes in many forms neocon.
13. Some Assembly Required | May 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
How about this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWkWSLEW-Ds
Even more appropriate considering the current administration.
14. phnx | May 24th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Tommy Dumb…I wasn’t refering to the freedoms that muslim fundementalist terrorist enjoy.
15. Pain | May 24th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
13. Some Assembly Required | May 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Well since you moved toward High Art . . .
16. neocon | May 24th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
yawn…..
17. Jeremiah | May 24th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I thank the Lord today for such an awesomely beautiful day….
We had 16 straight weekends in a row of cold and rainy weather….and today…. panned out to be just one of the most unbelievably beautiful days that you could ever dream for….the sun was so bright and warm!
Thank you Lord!
:)