Sarah Palin Facts
September 2nd, 2008 at 08:24pm Kevin Patrick
OK, this site cracking me up. Here are a few of my favorites:
* Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin.
* Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout.
* Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
* Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
* Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
* Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
* Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
* When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
* Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
* Sarah Palin is Kaiser Sose.
* Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
* Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Check them all out.
UPDATE, by Mark Noonan: On a less humorous note, I’d just like to observe that the exceptionally nasty level of attacks from the left on governor Palin indicate that the leadership of the Democratic party and the larger political left want her out of the race. They are scared to death of this woman. There is no basis for attacking Governor Palin on her record or her views and the “troopergate” story flopped…so now they are after her family, using her daughter and husband as a flail on the assumption that Christians would turn on McCain because Sarah Palin and her family are sinners. This shows the ignorance of the left - and they have also bit off far more than they can chew. Palin is smarter and tougher than her critics, just as John McCain is…you lefty’s have thrown a handgrenade, and we’re just going to throw it right back at you.
Entry Filed under: Campaign 2008, Democrats, Entertainment, Popular Culture
7 Comments
1. neocon | September 2nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
oooooooooo Barracuda - Heart 1977
2. js | September 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
ode to the truth bringer
that brings fear into the hearts of the corrupt
3. SteaM | September 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 pm
What executive experience does she have?…something to do with negotiating fishing issues with Russia?
4. kjstrouble | September 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Steam (as in hot air?)
You try running a state for two years? You try taking on the corruption in your own party, and see if you can do it. She has, and has more experience than Obama any day.
5. FmrMarine | September 3rd, 2008 at 2:49 am
steambath
A hell of a lot more than oBOMBa has, and she is only the VP choice.
Do tell us about oBOMBa’s…..community organizing?
back seat limo drug parties with a happy ending?
do tell ole steamy!
6. Margie | September 3rd, 2008 at 9:28 am
Bumper sticker is great, where can I get one.
7. Bigfoot | September 3rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
What executive experience does she have?
Her terms as mayor and governor come to mind.
I detect a few recycled Chuck Norris facts, but I like the “what Willis was talkin bout” one.