Absolutely Nothing to Worry About Here
Tags: Terrorist Groups.
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Because Obama’s already on track to make our enemies love us:
Police arrested 7 men in North Carolina and charged them with terrorist activities that have their roots in Afghanistan and Pakistan and date back to the 1980s, before a few of them were born…
…Boyd and his two sons hail from rural North Carolina and lo these many years, Father Boyd has been plotting against his country, if the charges are true. For 20 years or more, this has been simmering.
It is the homegrown jihad we still have to fear.
I guess some domestic spying is necessary.
Now, with all due respect to Don Surber – the author of the linked article – we don’t need any domestic spying. Clearly, these well-meaning people – who only started on their actions 20 years ago because they knew that eventually we’d elect someone like President Bush – simply haven’t heard about the new, Obama-run America. The backwoods of North Carolina are not exactly fully integrated in to the modern world, so it could be that Boyd, et al just haven’t have a chance to experience that warm, fuzzy feeling all the rest of al Qaeda gets when they see Obama.
Now that the FBI has kindly reached out to them, its certain they will start to read the Washington Post, New York Times and Daily Kos and realize that all their efforts in the backwoods were for naught – the American people, wise as long as they back Obama, have already saved the day. These nice people can now get on with their true ambitions, which probably run to providing low-cost day care to working mothers, or some such.
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15 Responses to “Absolutely Nothing to Worry About Here”
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Ahhhh.. Satire articles are fun.
Thank you President Obama for keeping us safe. :)
This article confirms something I’ve suspected for some time: you can’t trust drywall contractors.
rico, I know what you mean, they are always covering something up, it’s a conspiracy I tell you! LOL
Too funny, fer…
Rico, I lost the thread where we talked about your tomato-raiding rats. Any news? I have some ideas involving infra-red cameras with indoor monitors, and/or tiny little tripwires attached to teeny claymores………….
But seriously, folks—–the point is that the virulence of what I assume is Islamic determination to attack America is and always has been deep, irrational, and totally based on the teachings of a bizarre mutation of Islam, which is that all infidels must die, not on something George W. Bush did. If you read the article, these people were not even just interested in attacking America or Americans—they wanted to kill kill kill, all over the world.
The sick Lefty concept that America somehow deserved to be attacked, deserves every bad thing that can happen to it (or at least did deserve every bad thing till we got smart and elected The One We Have All Been Waiting For) and our chickens come home to roost because of our affluence, blah blah blah blah blah.
It’s not us. It’s them. It’s who they are, it’s what they do, it’s them. And they want to kill us, and everyone who is not them. The weird self-loathing combined with naivete that ends up blaming us for being attacked is once again proved to be irrelevant to the facts. And those who promote that wackadoo idea are infidels just as much as conservatives, Christians, capitalists, and whoever else is targeted for jihad. You are not targeted for who you are, you are targeted for who you aren’t—that is to say, radical Islamists. And you might be targeted even if you are a radical Islamist, if someone decides you are not radical enough.
It’s Bush’s fault.
I’m sure that will be the official position of the liberals.
technically its reagan’s fault since boyd trained w the muj to fight the soviets in afghanistan.
and amazona, ur such a breath of fresh air. I so missed the romper room “them n us” stuff since w left office.
Amazona: Rico, I lost the thread where we talked about your tomato-raiding rats. Any news?
I tried the flour idea, and assuming the lizards are eating just insects, the purps are rats and mice. A friend of mine offered to let us borrow her dog, who she swears is the best ratter in the world, to stick in the garden for a few days. I turned her down though — I suspect a bull in a china shop has nothing on a Great Dane in a garden in terms of potential for destruction.
Mrs Rico, bless her heart, decided (quite independently, and without consulting me) to try an alternative strategy: spread bird seed on the yard, presumably to divert their attention. Uh honey… we’re trying to get rid of the rats, not expand their menu.
So now we have lots of birds in the yard. Maybe it’s just coincidence, but I’ve noticed the number of peck marks in the apples and pears are up.
Anyway, the good news is that I believe I’ve finally found a brand of poison the rats find as delectable as the tomatos. Be it that, the bird seed, or just the fact that there aren’t so many more tomatos left to eat, the attacks have declined. But now a new conundrum has come to the fore: how do you keep dogs from eating dead rats?
This home gardening stuff is haaard werk!! Lol!
Rico, I used to buy some amazing stuff called REPEL to keep dogs from doing their business on my lawn, when I lived in Denver. It was powerful stuff—I had to carry it home in my car trunk, with the car windows down, and only sprinkle it on the grass when I was going to be gone overnight, as the fumes would give me a headache even from outside if a window was open. A doggie would stroll onto the lawn, take a pre-dump sniff, and you could see his head explode and his eyes bulge out as he took off.
The new Repel is a mild-mannered cousin that has done nothing to keep skunks away from my house, but it might work on teeny little rodent noses. Have you tried mothballs or moth crystals?
I have fought the fight with other critters. In Colorado, the elk would raid my haystacks, and eat literally tons and tons of the stuff. I even bought an expensive waterproof battery operated radio, set it to a heavy metal station, and put it on the haystack. The next day I found it trampled into the mud made by elk pee. True, I thought it an appropriate response to the music, buy my God, man, if Van Halen won’t drive them away, what will?
Mice and rats might be afraid of owls, and most flower and plant stores sell plastic owls, some even battery operated so they move their heads. Right now I am working with Archie, the plastic alligator, and Hal, the plastic blue heron, to try to keep pelicans away from my fish pond—they are either effective or the pelicans have already eaten all the fish.
Know anyone with a cat, who might share the bounty of a litter box?
Amazona: Know anyone with a cat, who might share the bounty of a litter box?
Are you suggesting we try cat poo? That’s an interesting idea, and we have plenty of that. Yeah, we have a cat too. He just doesn’t venture into the back yard because of Sally. We used to have cockatiels too, but Sirocco ate them. Incidentally, I’m sorry to report that Sirocco passed away on Saturday. She was 14, and had been getting more and more frail over the last few months, culminating with a respiratory infection we just couldn’t beat. Mrs Rico and I were originally planning to attend the garlic festival up in Gilroy this past weekend, but we cancelled our plans because Sirocco’s condition was deteriorating fast. Sadly, it turned out to be the right call.
The sick Lefty concept that America somehow deserved to be attacked, deserves every bad thing that can happen to it (or at least did deserve every bad thing
Gee this kind of thinking seems to mostly come from YOUR side as far as I can see, need I remind you of Fred Phelps and his lovely examplars of virtue who believe that we deserved 9/11 for *gasp* allowing gays and lesbians the same rights as everyone else… Nope, sorry. All of this kind of twisted rhetoric that IVE ever seen has come from the far right and nowhere else :)
RE: But now a new conundrum has come to the fore: how do you keep dogs from eating dead rats?
Get you a “bulldozer” fence charger with some metal T-posts, a roll of electric fence wire, 3 – 6 copper ground rods, put a strip or two of bacon on the fence wire after you hook it up….turn it on. Now just wait.
As for the lizards, find you some tobacco dust, if you can find any. You won’t have anymore lizards, or bugs.
jeremiah: Get you a “bulldozer” fence charger with some metal T-posts, a roll of electric fence wire, 3 – 6 copper ground rods, put a strip or two of bacon on the fence wire after you hook it up….turn it on. Now just wait.
If I wanted my dogs dead I’d just let them eat the dead, poisoned rats. If nothing else, it would be a whole lot cheaper than trying to electrocute them. But here’s the bottom line: I want to avoid killing my dogs, what’s left of them. I really hope I’m done burying dogs for a while. It’s been a tough three months in that regard.
RE: I want to avoid killing my dogs, what’s left of them.
It won’t kill them. It will just scare them. It doesn’t put out enough electricity to kill them.
They just YIP! and awaaay they go, and they look back never to forget that again.