Top Five Things I'd Rather Do Than Watch An Obama Press Conference

I was preparing tomorrow’s lunch with the news on when the Obama press conference came on… I refuse to watch that pathological liar pretend to be a leader. Before I could even change the station he managed to blame Bush for the economy, then take credit for miraculously fixing it.

Screw that. Enough with the lies and bull s**t. I put on The Cosby Show instead.

Anyway, it got me thinking about things I’d rather do than watch that liar. Here are a few. Have any of your own you’d like to add?

Top Five Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch An Obama Press Conference

1. Wax my chest hair.
2. Spend a week at Gitmo.
3. Be waterboarded.
4. Give up coffee, wine, and red meat for a month.
5. Catch Swine Flu

    So how about you?