So Much For The Ron Paul Revolution

Looks like Ron Paul is “suspending” his campaign so he can focus on his primary election for his congressional seat. Robert Stacy McCain puts it best with this translation of Paul’s announcement:

“Hey, chumps, ever heard of something called a ‘bait and switch’?

“Remember all that money you donated so I could campaign for president?

“Well, instead I’m going to use it to campaign for re-election to Congess, you stupid chumps.

“However, just in case you’re not smart enough to realize you’ve been played for a sucker, I will maintain a token presidential campaign. That will allow me to continue paying fat salaries to the genius pimps who masterminded this scam.

“You’ve been so totally punk’d, dude. I got your hopes up, then screwed you over.

And after all that effort spamming online polls…