The Bravest Marine

Mark Noonan

Somewhere up in Heaven, my Dad is saying “Semper Fi”.  You want to date someone who looks like this?

Then all you have to do is join the Marines, go fight a bit in Afghanistan and then grow the biggest, brassiest pair you can imagine…

It worked, too.

This could be the most effective recruiting tool the Marines have ever had – become a Jarhead, date a Hollywood star.  Rather disappointed that one of my fellow squids didn’t think of this…

3 thoughts on “The Bravest Marine”

  1. neocon1's avatar neocon1 July 12, 2011 / 3:26 pm

    Then all you have to do is join the Marines, go fight a bit in VIET NAM and then grow the biggest, brassiest pair you can imagine…and Marry one equally as beautiful as the girl pictured above.

    Been there done that got the princess to prove it.
    35 th anniversary sat July 16 th. 125 people invited.
    OOH RAH!!

    sorry….squids are for kids……:)

  2. dbschmidt's avatar dbschmidt July 12, 2011 / 9:19 pm

    Ooh Rah. Sgt. As like others before you–I can hear your pair of big brass ones clanging back here in the land of the big PX. Enjoy the Marine Corps Ball with that lovely lady on your arm but remember to treat her like a Marine would–like the lady she is.

  3. Majordomo Pain's avatar Majordomo Pain July 17, 2011 / 7:08 am

    Mila’s public relations people asked a simple question after her love scenes with Natalie Portman in “Black Swan”, “How can we make Mila more popular with conservative movie goers?” Voila! Attend the Marine Corps Ball with a Marine! Now a Ukranian born actress is the darling of the soldier worshipping Reactionary Right.

Comments are closed.