So, Chavez is dead and his VP is blaming us for giving him cancer – but we know that is a lie because only Republicans give people cancer (though, perhaps Bush gave it to him before he left office?). As we could expect, the useful idiots of the left wasted little time in mourning the loss of another Dear Leader:
Hugo Chavez was a leader that understood the needs of the poor. He was committed to empowering the powerless. R.I.P. Mr. President. – Rep Jose Serrano (D)
He was known for his grand overtures and bold attacks. – Bianca Jagger (she still alive?)
A good man and a friend of the USA has passed on.. Vaya Con Dios, Hugo. I hope they wear tight red dress shirts in heaven. – Colin Quinn
Hugo
#Chavez has died. Commiserations to his family & the people of#Venezuela .Tragedy for Latin America & Caribbean. – Diane Abbott, MP, Shadow Public Health Minister, Great BritainFarewell Comandante Hugo Chavez champion of the poor the oppressed everywhere. Modern day Spartacus. Rest in Peace – George Galloway
The working class people of Venezuala, Latin America and the world have today lost a fine socialist champion. RIP Hugo Chavez – Colin Fox, Scottish Socialist Party
Of course, not everyone is distressed…
In honor of Chavez, burrito warmers at Citgo rolling at half-speed – Iowahawk