Somewhere up in Heaven, my Dad is saying “Semper Fi”.  You want to date someone who looks like this?

Then all you have to do is join the Marines, go fight a bit in Afghanistan and then grow the biggest, brassiest pair you can imagine…

It worked, too.

This could be the most effective recruiting tool the Marines have ever had – become a Jarhead, date a Hollywood star.  Rather disappointed that one of my fellow squids didn’t think of this…