According to this rather nasty greenhouse calculator courtesy of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation – the test is a series of questions entirely loaded towards proving any normal person to be an environmental cretin. The more normal you are, the larger the pig you’ll be and thus the earlier you should have croaked so that you can save the planet – though in all the times I’ve heard us being told to save the planet, I’ve never really heard a good explanation of what we’re saving it for…given that the inevitible end of the earth is, well, the end of the earth and that pile of recycled soda cans won’t be doing anyone a bit of good when that happens.
Anyways, if you live in an apartment with four or more people, always walk/bike, spend less than 10 grand a year and donate money to enviornmentalist causes, then the calculator will tell you that you can live forever; the new sainthood for our secular materialists is St. Sustainable…the belief in nothing outside the material world and in the utter worthlessness of mankind and his wicked deeds.
Thanks, but I think I’ll remain human…
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