Will Somone Please Start "UnrulyMob.com"?

Because a “ruly mob” won’t do the trick – but the unruly ones are scaring the bejabbers out of the Democrats:

A video version of yesterday’s communique from DNC headquarters about mobs of right-wing extremists whose extreme mobbiness threatens to mob ObamaCare with extremism. All that’s missing are the captions you used to see in trailers for 50s horror movies. “THRILL to angry conservatives walking around with signs. TREMBLE as a woman holding an American flag yells at a congressman. SCREAM as Democrats absorb one one-millionth the degree of demonization George Bush suffered over eight years.”

No need for outrage, though. Instead, celebrate the fact that even with a Democratic president, a filibuster-proof Congress, and the lure of “free” ice cream in the form of socialized medicine, the left’s somehow managed to turn ObamaCare into a clusterfark of such epic proportions that their health-care message has now actually been reduced to “Don’t listen to the Republicans — they’re crazy.”

They simply don’t know what to do. You see, our liberals think they won in 2008 – and not just “win” in the sense of getting more votes and thus controlling the levers of power. No, they think “win” as in “we’ve won for good“. We conservatives were supposed to just blow away and not bother the liberals any more. Oh, to be sure, they’d tolerate an old conservative or two from time to time – as long as they were tame and didn’t actually try to do anything. But that whole nightmare of conservative action which showed up in 1980, 1984, 1994, 2002 and 2004 – that was all over with. Never again would liberals be out of power – the American people had finally woken up and realized that liberals are what they want.

And here we go just getting out there and getting in their faces and asking questions and making demands – as if we had even so much as a right to be consulted! Its just too much! So, it must be a nefarious plot by insurance companies and the evil, wicked, Vast, Right Wing Conspiracy raised from the crypt to corrupt the American people. And thus we’re just an unruly mob – a bunch of idiots who don’t understand that socialized medicine is what’s good for us.

November of 2010 will be a delight.