Some ideas I have:
1. Every American who agrees to support the package will get to punch the liberal of their choice.
2. To make things fair, everyone will get one government bail out on their next trip to Vegas.
3. Put electric shock collars ’round the necks of Reid and Pelosi – raffle off the right to shock them at will for a week for $1,000 a ticket.
4. Executives of failed banks to be put to work cleaning septic tanks. There’s just something poetic about it.
5. Make every male elected official promise his nuts that he’ll never ask for another bail out.
6. Figure out equivalent for female elected officials. Cancel Pelosi’s botox prescription?
7. Congressmen who wish to make televised comments have to dress up as clowns.
8. Figure out the average bribes and kickbacks a Congresscritter will get during his term – make him pay that much for the privilege of running for office.
9. Wasn’t there a movie once where when the gangster failed, he was forced to cut off one of his own fingers?
10. Make CEO’s of failed banks go to the unemployment office to ask for their golden parachute.
Have at it with your own ideas in comments.
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