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Courtesy of Mother, May I Sleep With Treacher? – its a joke, but its also all too true:

McCain Refers to Obama as “My Opponent”

By Every Reporter Who Still Has a Job

Every Newspaper in America

Page 1 above the fold

Media Bubble, Oct. 8 — John McCain’s bid for the Oval Office suffered another stunning blow yesterday when the Arizona senator referred to Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, as “my opponent.” The campaign-shattering remark came during a vicious, Hitlerian speech before an audience of drooling right-wing drones in one of those states in the middle, possibly rectangular.

“I believe that we should do things one way,” McSame sneered, his shrunken, twisted body and hideous visage producing overwhelming revulsion in all sane people who beheld him. “But my opponent feels we should do things a different way.”

In a comment appearing simultaneously on every single blog, newspaper site, and message board on earth, a number of private individuals completely unattached to the Obama campaign replied: “On behalf of concerned Christian conservatives everywhere, this is the sort of eliminationist rhetoric we’ve come to expect from the evil, cancer-riddled liar John McPain. We get it, old man: Obama opposes you, therefore he must be destroyed. This sort of disgraceful hate-mongering might be a big hit at your next cross-burning, assuming you live that long, but America knows better. The NVA should have finished the job, you miserable piece of garbage…”

That pretty much covers the tenor of MSM coverage and mindless, Obama-bot blog commentary. The universality of the hatred being directed at the moderately conservative John McCain shows both the determination of the elite prevail and the level of leftwing poison which has infected the Democratic party and the MSM ever since Howard Dean invited the Michael Moores of the world to come on in and have a ball. Even supposing that Obama were the better candidate, there is still no need for the slanderous and hate-filled attacks which have been launched against McCain and Palin – but the junior-league Leninists of the American left want to graduate to Advanced Leninism, and thus no lie is too disgusting and no level of hatred too intense.

People blinded this much by unreasoning hatred are headed for a fall – they might triumph for a moment, but it will be a hollow victory and, at any rate, I expect that the spluttering rage they are showing – which grows more intense even as Obama allegedly rises in the polls – will eventually cause all of them to self-destruct, from Obama right on down to the most mindless teenager using Daddy’s computer to post nasty comments on Blogs for Victory.