Obama Buys Defective Dog

Mark Noonan

And makes the cover of American Dog. No, I’m not kidding. Yes, there is a magazine called that. Yes, Obama is on the cover. And, yes, he did buy a three legged “rescue” dog – which is, really, mighty nice of him…but, for crying out loud, do we need Obama’s face literally everywhere? I start seeing him on Stalinesque billboards around town and I’m starting a revolution…