Iowahawk strikes again, and I have to quote:
Dave Burge
It’s time to get back on topic on HARDFIRE! Okay Garofalo, you said Fox was behind the resurgence of populist paranoia. Elaborate!
Janeane Garofalo
Just look at all the paranoid teabagger Nuremburg parties. Do you really think those were spontaneous? Here’s how it works. Skull and Bones calls Cheney. Cheney calls Rove. Rove calls O’Reilly. The next thing you know there’s a zombie army of Klansman goosestepping all over the town square of East Bum(expletive deleted), Idaho, looking for tax cuts and lynching trees.
Dave Burge
Are you saying they’re all racist? Even the little kids and old ladies?
Janeane Garofalo
What other possible explanation could there be for opposing Obama? Look, if the white hood fits, wear it. Actually those little kids and old ladies are the probably the worst. Those kids are already hopelessly brainwashed by Fox. You’d be surprised at how many times a day children run from me in terror. And don’t let the sweater vests and Wal-Mart applique jeans fool you, those midwestern nazi grandmas are one snap away from blowing up their mobility scooters in front of a federal building.