We’ve got enough problems on our plate and we just can’t afford to have this incredibly stupid man remain in the United States Senate:
U.S. Sen. John Kerry must have been channeling his inner Letterman yesterday.
The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.
“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’
There’s just so much big hair and your wife’s Republican money can do for you Senator, and you’re waaaay the heck past your spoil date. Just go – move to France…heck, no, that is too mean to the French…move to Cambodia and set up house where you went on that secret mission for Nixon before he became President. Main thing – just get lost.