Woohoo! Its all fixed. Just read the article – it tells you that Obamunism has saved the American economy!
Oh, to be sure, unemployment will keep going up and growth might be in the 1% range for a while – but, who cares?, FDR has been confirmed and we now know for certain that the best thing to do when you’re broke is spend like drunken sailors!
There I was, worrying about losing my job and my house and now Newsweek has set me straight – I’ll still lose my job and my house, but with “green jobs” and other hot phrases running fast and free out of elite think tanks, it’ll all be just great. The most important thing is to remember that we have to think that all is well, or Obama might not get re-elected in 2012, and that would be a catastrophe – you see, he has to keep fixing our economy and only he can do it, so brilliant is he.
(Ed. Note: this is What Media Bias? Part 155)