Side Note

Just to clarify, I don’t want anyone to die. Well, at least not quickly. Well, unless lingering in pain would be terrible, then you might want to die quickly. But, then again, we’re mostly Christians over here, so we’re cool with uniting our suffering with those of Christ on the Cross, so it might be good to live for a while, even in pain. Anyways, I don’t want you to die. No, not you, either. Look, seriously, I’m ok with people not dying. I can even say I’m 100% in favor of everyone continuing to walk around…

Thank you.