And, somehow, it is sickly appropriate that its about masturbation:
It’s one of those things you wouldn’t think anyone needs to learn, but apparently, masturbation is an art in Spain.
So much so, in fact, that the country’s Extremadura region is launching a sex-education program centered around “self-pleasure.”
The Guardian reports that the $20,000 campaign includes workshops that feature masturbation instructions. There also are leaflets on self-respect and contraception.
The region’s socialist government aims to help teenagers with “sexual self-exploration and the discovery of self-pleasure.”
Laura Garrido, a youth council president, reveals that the campaign is supposed to remove the mystique surrounding sex.
“The campaign is simple, clear, natural and easily understood by the people it is aimed at, who are aged between 14 and 17,” she says.
A Spanish correspondent notes that Extremadura was the first region of Spain to go socialist in the post-Franco era, and is also the poorest region of Spain. So, after 30 years of failed economic policies, it is a natural that its time to teach the kiddies how to masturbate – of course, there is a slight hope that the government will prove as incompetent at this as they have been at economics. With a little luck, Extremadura will become the home of the most chaste population in the world.
Don’t think for a moment that our own liberals don’t want to bring this to the United States. You could bet your last dollar that they want it – they wish we were as “progressive” as Extremadura! Oh, the joys of jerking off! If only they could get hold of the kids and explain it to them! They’d make superb Obamaniacs!
Its what we fight against, good people – the concept that government has a role outside of law enforcement, national defense and emergency aid.
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