America's Team Ties Soccer Match

Which is called “football” in the rest of the world because, well, the rest of the world doesn’t have the grit to play real football – but, at any rate, our boys tied it up…I guess because foreigners never heard of “sudden death overtime”:

A howler by goalkeeper Robert Green gifted the United States an equaliser as England struggled to a disappointing 1-1 draw in their opening Group C game at the Royal Bafokeng Stadium on Saturday…