New Worry: GOP is Getting Its Act Together

This is really starting to worry me:

I mean, come on! Where is my party? We’re supposed to be stupid. We’re supposed to shoot ourselves in the foot. Often, in the past, we’ve all wondered if candidates for GOP leadership should be taken to a ranch to see if they could locate the balls on a bull…and now they’ve come out with two slick, hard-hitting, fun ads in a row? This just isn’t possible.

Its gotta be space invaders…the aliens feel sorry for us and so they’ve replaced our GOP leadership with androids.

Ah, well, as long as we win next year…