A Great Idea: Give the Warming Deniers Beachfront Property

This kook is trying to find ways to punish us global warming deniers, of course – early in the piece he suggests tattooing us but then mulls over the Nazi implications of that and comes up with a better sanction:

…So how about they are forced to buy property on low-lying islands, the sort of property that will become worthless with a few more centimetres of ocean rise, so they are bankrupted by their own bloody-mindedness? Or what about their signed agreement to stand, in the year 2040, lashed to a pole at a certain point in the shallows off Manly? If they are right and the world is cooling – ”climate change stopped in the year 1998” is one of their more boneheaded beliefs – their mouths will be above water. If not …

Deal, with this caveat – we don’t have to pay for the beachfront property until 2040. If it is underwater, we agree to pay double the price it would bring today. If its still above water, we get to keep it, for free. And I am hereby staking my claim to Al Gore’s new beachfront digs.