Breaking Crisis News! Sarah Palin E-Mails Relased!

Forget about the Dow, the economy, the wars – we’ve got bigger fish to fry! Sarah Palin’s gubernatorial e-mails have just been released! The cracker-jack MSM is on the case – and is calling on you, regular Americans, to help them sift through the data.

Here is a quote from this trove of vital information:

I just read the article…Sheeeesh, Harris is saying some very foolish things in there.

Please discuss the terrible implications of this.

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