32 thoughts on “Caption This

  1. neocon1 October 5, 2011 / 9:03 am

    Look at this stupid Mo Fo

  2. Green Mountain Boy October 5, 2011 / 9:38 am

    “This is me, with my best friend the TOTUS, standing in a pit of OPM”

    • neocon1 October 5, 2011 / 9:40 am

      uh uh uh ummm hey kids IGNORE this Moron
      and read this book.

  3. doug October 5, 2011 / 10:33 am

    One day children, you will all bow down and pray at this altar in Valhal—-Washington DC.

  4. js October 5, 2011 / 10:33 am

    hello children…today we are going to learn about god….

  5. Green Mountain Boy October 5, 2011 / 11:49 am

    “This is me, the day I gave the commencement speech at Pyongyang A&M.”

  6. County Haircuts October 5, 2011 / 12:10 pm

    “No, this isn’t My Pet Goat … and stop asking!”

  7. raging bull October 5, 2011 / 12:32 pm

    see kids, this is my bill that the republicans don’t want to pass.

  8. J. R. Babcock October 5, 2011 / 12:51 pm

    Meet my Chinese half brother. He lives in a tin shack.

  9. Count d'Haricots October 5, 2011 / 12:55 pm

    “See? My ears aren’t really that big … it’s just a cartoon.”

    • neocon1 October 5, 2011 / 1:31 pm

      Moochelles butt is THISSSS BIG

  10. Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H. [Journ.] October 5, 2011 / 1:59 pm

    The President of the United States of America reads to children.

    • neocon1 October 5, 2011 / 2:10 pm

      forker fredschwartzputz

      go back to the unflushed toilet you crawled out of.

    • Green Mountain Boy October 5, 2011 / 2:43 pm

      Hey Fredrick, Dind Anwar and Samir arrive ok? Are they going to the slow roast room or fast fry?

      • cory October 6, 2011 / 12:19 pm

        Yeah, what an awful person! He didn’t correctly partake in our juvenile ad hominem attack circlejerk!

  11. Count d'Haricots October 5, 2011 / 2:27 pm

    Does this ass make my head look big?”

    • neocon1 October 5, 2011 / 2:33 pm

      larry sinclair’s back seat was THIS big

  12. bardolf October 5, 2011 / 3:01 pm

    During the campaign I promised to end the wars and get a dog from the pound. Kennedy offered a Portuguese water dog and advice on ending the Mideast wars. Guess what I took?

    The puppy!

  13. js October 5, 2011 / 3:19 pm

    this game is pin the tail on the donkey…

    • neocon1 October 5, 2011 / 3:45 pm

      Yeaaaaaaaaah Im the anti Christ and I want your soul”s

  14. ItsJo October 5, 2011 / 3:48 pm

    This guy just ‘loves to see AND hear himself constantly” he is such an egomaniac and
    narcissist. I am soooo sick of seeing him constantly on tv, as he’s always been in ‘campaign mode’ and that’s ALL he worries about-another term in which to finish off America.

    • neocon1 October 5, 2011 / 3:56 pm

      jo
      and your caption is?

      • Green Mountain Boy October 5, 2011 / 4:02 pm

        Hey kids, this me the day i spent 1.5 trillion dollars, gee, wish i could spend that every day.

  15. RetiredSpook October 5, 2011 / 4:31 pm

    “And kids, the debt we are piling on you and generations yet unborn, is THIS BIG!”

  16. Count d'Haricots October 5, 2011 / 5:04 pm

    “… and, if I’m re-elected, everyone in America gets a puppy*!

    Disclaimer; some restrictions apply. Offer does not constitute an actual guarantee that everyone or even someone will receive a puppy or a puppy-like prize. Unicorns may not be substituted for puppies. Void where prohibited, in fact void in all 57 states, oh hell … void everywhere. Offer only applies to mooches, drones, Union activists, inner-city race-baiters, haters, takers and masturbators. Anyone easily duped, fooled, scammed, conned, flimflammed, or bullied into voting against their own interest. You know; Liberals Prizes valued in Yuan and not redeemable in your lifetime. Other restrictions apply; see your Acorn Representative for details.

    • bardolf October 5, 2011 / 11:54 pm

      Bravo!

    • Leo Pusateri October 6, 2011 / 10:40 pm

      Woot– Best post!

  17. CeCe October 6, 2011 / 7:54 am

    “Aren’t I frigging wonderful!!!”

  18. Lynn October 6, 2011 / 10:25 am

    See!! It is all about me; I’m in a book!!

    • neocon1 October 6, 2011 / 3:59 pm

      the terrorist killer, traitor, my buddy bill ayers wrote this book also.

  19. floppy October 6, 2011 / 2:41 pm

    Where is my teleprompter

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