It looks like the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade float..err.. I mean Michael Moore had his clock cleaned today.
Seems like the “champion of the little guy” — one of the-err..99-percenters had a bit of trouble when pressed about his $50 million dollars he was sitting on:
What I was wondering, what the hell were those #OWS protesters feeding him? I mean, a guy like that’s gotta eat…
And then I came up with this…
To the tune of “Big John“ by Jimmy Dean:
It all started one morning on the fifth of June.
the night that there was a big blue moon..
from that day on twasn’t a donut that was safe
from the mouth of a great big oversized waif named Mike..
Big Mike, Big Miiiike..Michael Moore..
Well, the donut shop was a big hangout but he
ate all the donuts and he let out a shout-
he said “Where’s more donuts?!” and the blow of his hand
sent another poor baker to the promised land, Big Mike…
Big Mike.. Big Miiiiike..Michael Moore!
Well all the donuts were gone-he grazed out of his range,
so he went to McDonald’s to watch the numbers change-
after 3 million burgers he let out a sigh-
“With a meal like that I can go for some pie”
Big Mike. Big Mike–Big Miiiike- Michael Moore..
Well all the food was gone, there wasn’t a lead-
everything was gone from fruit to seed,
so the townspeople said, “Everyone take heed-
let’s blow this town, cause there’s nothin left to feed Mike!”
Twas a voracious appetite that led Mike on,
to eatin’ everything from buildings to lawn,
and he ate and he ate til there wasn’t nothing left,
but this nine-story building at 5th & Calumet-Big Mike.
(Big Mike..Big Miiiike- Michael Moore).
Well, he started on the cornerstone and ate his way indoors-
he gobbled everything from the sinks to the floors-
but when he got to the trusses, the building collapsed–
and everybody knew they finally seen the last of Big Mike..
(Big Mike..Big Miiiike- Michael Moore)..
Well there’s not much left of that town today-
all the townspeople just moved away..
not much of that building, ‘cept a sign quite big- sayin’
“AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BUILDING LIES A BIG FAT PIG–BIG MIKE”
(Big Mike–Big Miiiiike- Michael Moore)
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Funny stuff, YET the GOP grovels at the feet of the RATS.
I always like that song.
I was thinking maybe Big Mike and Big Michelle could get together to lecture us on how to eat more healthfully. Rosie could join them on a bus tour.
and the obAMATEUR can be his “Ed Norton”. His skinny stature, endowed ears and love for the sewers (politics) “makes him in character” as well.
Very good!
I think the Mooch is like aunt ester
fat boy mike could portray ded kennedydrunk in his next film.
ROTFL
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/401092/october-31-2011/colbert-super-pac—occupy-wall-street-co-optportunity—stephen-on-location
LOL
Your bias is showing Leo. Chris Christie is fat. Fatter than Michael Moore. Try to be like Fox. Fair and balanced. Deleting my post doesn’t help anyone loose weight.
bmitch
except us, you are nothing but dead weight here.
These guys friends of yours??
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45125741/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/#.TrCjtrIfjTo
Bmitch
men in their 60s and 70s
Bwaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha
Bmitch
a friend of yours?
0bamba’s new army? one of the shooters in NO?
Girl, 9, Facing Four Felonies For Wild School Bus Tantrum, Battering Sheriff’s Deputy
<<<<>>>>>>
Six Shot in D.C. Halloween Violence
Onerther friend of the Bomber?
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/11/sex-offender-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-14-year-old-girl-at-occupydallas-video/
Guilt by association. Runs both ways.
GMB
see
neocon1 November 1, 2011 at 2:11 pm #
Poor MM. Worth 50 million and still considers himself a 99% er. Well if the fat man decided to donate all his money to charity he could be. Oh wait. Never ask a libbie to donate “thier” money. Thats what tax dollars are for.
MM. I got mine!! Suckers.
he sure ain’t “narrow at the hip” …. that’s for sure… lol
Is it true that Big Mike uses non union crews to make his movies? If so, thats not very nice. I thought he was for the “little guys” and not the money?
Uh…oh…hey…ah, it’s funny ’cause he’s fat. And since he’s fat, he must eat everything.
What is Christie eating? Rush Limbaugh?
Remember, first you ignore Moore, then you make fun of him, then you fight him, then he wins.
blowzo
when moore heart attacks out we win.
Rush has lost a lot of weight and looks fine.
Christie is about as heavy as fat boy moors double chin.
Saw Mikey waddling around the Occupy Denver crowd last night, and when a reporter asked him about his millions all he could do was call the reporter a liar. Several times. That was his response.
It seems to be a Lefty default position—don’t explain WHY something is a lie, just vomit the word up as often as possible.
Here on this blog, when we call a Lefty a liar, we point out the lie, rebut it, and address it. But the trolls just hurl the word around. When I saw Mikey, chins quivering, little pig eyes peeking through the layers of fat, snarling about “liars” I thought, so that is what Wally looks like.