Jobless claims skyrocket.
Poverty rate shoots up.
Postal service loses $15.9 billion.
EU budget talks collapse.
Hostess a step away from liquidation (that is the twinkie maker, for you liberals out there).
FHA heading for collapse (that means that our fake housing “recovery” is just about over).
Philly Fed plunges.
Eurozone re-enters recession.
But, don’t worry – its all
Bush’s Sandy’s fault and with Bernanke about to deploy a depleted-hopium charged financial bazooka, all is well…