The Iranian People Rebel

Michael Totten has an excellent run-down of all the events in Iran over the past couple days, from all sides of the political spectrum. The bottom line seems to be that there is a great deal of outrage over the official results of the election, mass demonstrations, clashes with the police and “move along, nothing to see here” propaganda from the regime.

Will this turn in to a revolution? One can pray that it will – but for too long we’ve seen the Iranian regime manage to contain these proto-revolutionary outbreaks due to the ability to hire foreign goons and a residual level of support among enough Iranians to surmount the crisis. My bet is that the mullahs will remain in charge – with oil prices getting hire, the mullahs will have the cash to pay for the suppression of the Iranian people, as well as bribe some Iranian people off the streets.

Get Letterman Fired?

Cynthia Yockey explains:

Sebastian Gray at HillBuzz has been giving lessons this week on how to get David Letterman fired for his rape jokes about Gov. Sarah Palin’s 14-year-old daughter, Willow.

Today he has a post explaining that Republicans do not have the same tenacity as Democrats in working the system to get what they want — in this case, persuading CBS to fire David Letterman. He is correct. However, there is a bonanza of empowerment in it for Republicans if we make this a fight we are determined to win.

Sebastian says it will take 30 days of daily letter-writing to CBS and Letterman’s advertisers. That’s because for the first two or three weeks, they’ll just wait for the tempest to blow over. Not only do we have to keep it up, we have to make it build. This is our line in the sand. Letterman MUST BE FIRED NOW!!!

I hope you read Sebastian’s entire post because if you do, it will totally change how you advocate for yourself and your causes…

Some might recall that some years back Dr. Laura was slated to start a television version of her highly successful radio program – given the popularity of her radio show, it seemed a given that she’d have a very profitable show on television. Thing is, though, she had made some mildly critical statements about homosexuality and the gay rights activists, on the whole, were determined that her point of view not be seen on television. By a relentless pressure campaign, the activists eventually got the television network to cancel Dr. Laura’s show. More recently, in the firing of Ms. California for daring to hold President Obama’s position on gay marriage we see, again, how absolutely implacable leftists can be – there is no let up until they get what they want. So, I can see the point – a relentless pressure campaign directed at CBS and Late Show advertisers, if really carried forward without a hint of let-up, might very well get Letterman fired.

The question is: do we want to be like that? Perhaps, but not in this case. I think we’ve already sufficiently discomfited Letterman and can let the matter drop – I’d much rather we started getting relentless on, say, forcing Jack Murtha to resign. Letterman would just be replaced by his like, Murtha would be an object lesson, and would also be replaced – almost certainly – by a Republican. Letterman did a stupid joke and he doesn’t fully understand what he did wrong – more than likely, among the people he hangs out with there’s not a single person who doesn’t despise Sarah Palin and so, for Letterman, heaping slurs upon her and her family is perfectly ok. Letterman is, hopefully, learning that there is an America outside of his social milieu and, just perhaps, a bit more sensitivity to it and he might have a shot at beating the Tonight Show in the ratings war. Carson and Leno managed to skewer all manner of conservatives and Republicans but were and remain people respected and, in the case of Carson, beloved in memory.

It could be that for Letterman the furies are turning against him – that, after years of listening to him insult President Bush this insult to Sarah Palin is just the straw which broke the camel’s back. Perhaps, also, if he hit out at Obama a bit more then this slur on Palin would be forgiven – we all like to see our politicians raked over the coals a bit, but there are no sacred cows in politics…just ’cause Obama is the first black President it doesn’t mean he’s not as worthy of satire as any other President. Alternately, Letterman could just lay off politics and find other places for the genesis of his jokes.

On a Shoestring, Part 1

Ed. Note: This was among the papers of George Childs Noonan, Jr. upon his death and was written by his father, George Childs Noonan, Sr., at a date uncertain. Given the sort of paper it is typed upon and the sort of print, it was probably written some time prior to 1970. It is incomplete, comprising 17 type-written pages. Whether there ever was anything else to this biographical essay is unknown.

I’ll never forget my first shot at the jackpot – it was back in 1926. Red Grange, the “Galloping Ghost” was the big attraction in professional football breaking attendance records wherever he played. Time after time, in college at the University of Illinois and later in big time pro ball, he’d take the ball on the kickoff and snake through for a touchdown. The fans loved him.

Red Grange and his team were headed for the Los Angeles Coliseum to play against a west-coast all-star team. C.C. “Cash and Carry” Pyle was Grange’s advance man, promoter and manager. It was his job as advance man to get to Los Angeles early and recruit a team to play against Red Grange’s team. At the time there was no pro team in Los Angeles, but there were enough ex-college players around who were only too anxious to play and make an extra buck.

Back in 1921-1923 I had made a meagre livlihood playing semi-pro baseball and, in season, “amateur” ice hockey for the Illinois Athletic Club. I also played football in the newly formed National Professional Football League. I played a game or two for Leo Lyon’s Jeffersons at Rochester, New York, and quarterback on the Hammond Pros out of Hammond, Indiana.

The players in the pro league in those days, generally, were by no means as big and fast as today’s pros. The game itself, however, was about the same, except that it was not nearly so much dramatized by the “long bomb” to excite spectator appeal. The pro game of the 20s though was perhaps more rough and tough than today’s game – we had no platoon system and played straight through, both defense and offense, for the full sixty minutes except for the half-time rest.

We had no face guard. No insurance. No medic in attendance on the sideline. The going rate of pay was $150 a game, though an All-American drawing card like Jim Thorpe, the big Indian, might get a little more; and I read somewhere that Red Grange the Immortal Galloping Ghost ended up with earnings in excess of $300,000 from pro ball and topped that with an additional $3,000,000 from movie contracts.

So having played pro ball in the National Professional Football League I knew a little something about the game and how to communicate with another football player; and I had a strong hunch that Red Grange would pack ’em in at the Coliseum. I set out to beat “Cash and Carry” to the punch and sign up a team to oppose his and to do it before “Cash and Carry” arrived in L.A.

At the time I was an unemployed motion picture writer and gag man. At least I tagged myself as such. I had been unemployed without any income for some time past and was completely tapped out. To go ahead with my idea to sign up every available football player on the West Coast it would be imperative that I take on a financial partner and quick – someone who would be willing to pick up my delinquent hotel bill and front for me. It would have to be some well known personality highly respected in the community and a person of unquestionable financial capability. I was living at the old Christie Hotel (now called Hollywood Inn) located on Hollywood Boulevard a few steps form Grauman’s Egyptian theater.

It struck me like a lightening bolt – Sid Grauman was my man. It would be a natural for him – he would flip for the publicity value alone. The great showman couldn’t say NO to a Sid Grauman spectactular, a half-time extravaganza. I was right. Mr. Grauman agreed to front for me – he picked up my delinquent hotel tab and paid a month in advance. I worked day and night and signed up every available ex-college star on the West Coast – they signed up on the basis of pay AFTER the game.

Somewhere along the line I got a phone call from Jack James, sports writer for the old Los Angeles Herald and Express. He asked me to come to the paper and urged me to donate part of my end of the gate for the benefit of the police and fireman’s fund – he said it would be to my advantage financially. I made a fatal mistake in not taking his advice – you’ll see what I mean.

A few days before “Cash and Carry” arrived in Los Angeles, I was having a late snack in Henry’s cafe on Hollywood Boulevard. I was sitting with Syd Chaplin, Charlie Chaplin’s brother, or should I say half-brother. In came Sid Grauman with Charlie Chaplin. When they were seated Mr. Grauman waved me to their table, “Charlie”, he beamed, “this is the young man who signed up all the star football players to play against the great Red Grange team”. Chaplin look up, “Who”, he asked, “is Red Grange?”…that did it.

Next day I had my usual meeting with Mr. Grauman at his theater. It wasn’t long in coming; “Georgie, I’m not so sure about our Red Grange promotion – you heard what Charlie said last night – he never heard of Red Grange – maybe a lot of people here on the West Coast have never heard of him – the game may lay an egg and I can’t be connected with a floperoo, y’know – I’m sorry Georgie, but I’ll have to bow out.”

“Cash and Carry” had checked into the Biltmore Hotel. I took the Sunset Boulevard bus downtown to see him. I showed him my player contracts and he made a verbal deal with me for 40% of the net receipts. Later it developed he was unable to come to terms with the Coliseum – something about local politics and he being an outsider. Without Grauman in the picture, I was helpless and was forced to turn my players over to a third party who had the political muscle to make a deal with the Coliseum.

The game was played to capacity crowd of approximately 100,000. I estimate about a $300,000 gate. My end of the take would have been a fair sized jackpot. Instead I ended up with peanuts, and on top of that I didn’t even get to see the game. Had I only paid attention to Jack James and made it somewhat of a charity affair, I am reasonably certain the Coliseum would not have been a problem.

Next Week, Part 2

Obama Won't Rule Out Releasing Terrorists Into America

This fraud is not my president.

A White House spokesman says the Obama administration hasn’t decided whether or not to release Guantanamo Bay detainees in the United States.

Spokesman Robert Gibbs said President Barack Obama has made clear “we’re not going to make any decision about transfer or release that threatens the security of this country.”

Asked if that meant he was ruling out releasing any detainees in the United States, Gibbs said: “I’m not ruling it in or ruling it out.”

A tentative plan to release some Guantanamo detainees in the United States drew fierce opposition from Republicans and many Democrats in Congress, forcing the Obama administration to shelve the plan to bring some Chinese Muslims known as Uighurs to Virginia. The Uighur detainees at Guantanamo were found not to be enemy combatants by the Pentagon, but few nations have been willing to accept them, out of fear of angering China.

Between this, and the Miranda rights for captured terrorists, I can’t even look at the guy without feeling fear for the future of this country. Obama is a national security threat, not a president.

Obama Fires Government Watchdog

Because, it would seem, said watchdog was digging up dirt on Obama supporters:

An inspector general fired by President Barack Obama said Friday he acted “with the highest integrity” in investigating AmeriCorps and other government-funded national service programs. Gerald Walpin said in an interview with The Associated Press that he reported facts and conclusions “in an honest and full way” while serving as inspector general at the Corporation for National and Community Service.

In a letter to Congress on Thursday, Obama said he had lost confidence in Walpin and was removing him from the position.

Walpin defended his work on Friday. “I know that I and my office acted with the highest integrity as an independent inspector general should act,” he said.

Obama’s move follows an investigation by Walpin finding misuse of federal grants by a nonprofit education group led by Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson, who is an Obama supporter and former NBA basketball star. Johnson and a nonprofit education academy he founded ultimately agree to repay half of $847,000 in grants it had received from AmeriCorps.

If George Bush were President, our liberal friends would be calling for impeachment – watch them swallow this and then ask for more. Hope and change my eye – Obama is just another in a long line of corrupt, liberal Democrats protecting his own against punishment.

Government Run Health Care

Mark Steyn finds an excellent example:

This story from Le Journal de Montréal is en français, but you don’t have to know the lingo of the Continent to figure out the meaning of le mot “incontinent”:

Des patients souffrant d’un problème d’incontinence grave doivent attendre jusqu’à trois ans pour une opération qui dure à peine 30 minutes.

Which means: In the Province of Quebec, patients suffering from serious incontinence — ie, they have to aller aux toilettes jusqu’à 12 fois par nuit (that’s 12 times a night) — have to wait three years for a half-hour operation. That’s 3 years times 365 nights times 12 trips to the bathroom.

There are only two urologists in the province who perform the operation, in part because hospital budgets are so tight they decline to buy the necessary “neurostimulator.”

The central point about socialized medicine is that restricting access is the only means of controlling costs. And, when comparisons of health “costs” between nations are made, the time you spend in the bathroom each night and the subsequent impact on your work performance the following day are not factored in.

It just amazes me that people who must have had experience with the DMV yet think that government running health care is a good idea. Look, if it would work, I’d support it – I mean, come on: high quality, low cost health care? Why wouldn’t I want a piece of that? Because I know that it will actually be low quality and high cost. How do I know this? Because I know human nature – and the hospital director who has a certain amount of funds for the year can buy a “neurostimulator”, or he can have the lounge redecorated and give his secretary a pay raise. True, a very high minded and dedicated director would buy the “neurostimulator”, but most people who run government-funded agencies are not known for their dedication to the welfare of the people. On balance, any government run health system will fail, and fail completely.

Oh, to be sure, our liberal friends who want the DMV to run the hospitals can cherry pick out a story or two showing the stunning success of government funded health care. Impervious to facts and completely willing to believe absurd things, our liberals are easily tricked by their leaders into stoutly asserting that the paint isn’t peeling off the walls at the government hospital…because government bureaucrats have always been so hyper-efficient in making things run and, of course, the fact that they get paid the same whether they help 1 or 100 actually makes them want to see more people and treat them better. Such nonsense has to be ignored – there is no other side of the debate, here.

Its Obama's Debt

While Obama and Co continue to lay blame for all ills on President Bush, the fact of the matter is that whatever Bush might have done, Obama and the Democrats have done enough at this point to own the results:

Bad as the deficit was under Mr Bush, it will quadruple this year, from $459 billion in 2008 to $1.845 trillion (from 3.2% of GDP to 13.1%), according to the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO). Mr Obama vows to slash it in half within four years, but that will still leave it bigger than the deficits for which he once lashed Mr Bush. His aides hint that he will get tough when the time is right, but he is reluctant to break campaign promises of tax cuts for all but the rich just yet. The CBO reckons the deficit will still be running at more than $1 trillion a year in 2019.

For a couple more months you liberals out there will be able to hit back at us with the “where were you when Bush was spending?” meme…but very shortly now, it will become clear that your side is spending like a pack of drunken sailors on a three day pass to a booze factory. Your side promises us this will do the trick – that we’ll become richer after we spend all this money. Fine and dandy. If it works, you’ll clobber us in 2010 and 2012…but if it doesn’t, then its all yours.