Happy New Years!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,

And never brought to mind?

Should auld acquaintance be…

blah, blah and..auld lang…

blah blah blah Blah!

CHORUS:

For auld lang syne, my dear,

For auld lang syne,

We’ll take a cup of … blah, blah blah,

For auld lang syne!

Yeah, like any of you knew the lyrics, either.

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. – Mark Twain

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. – P. J. O’Rourke

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Unless a man starts on the strange assumption that he has never existed before, it is quite certain that he will never exist afterwards. Unless a man be born again, he shall by no means enter into the Kingdom of Heaven. – G. K. Chesterton