Global Warming Hoax Update

From Investors Business Daily:

Experiments performed by a European nuclear research group indicate that the sun, not man, determines Earth’s temperature. Somewhere, Al Gore just shuddered as an unseasonably cool breeze blows by.

The results from an experiment to mimic Earth’s atmosphere by CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, tell researchers that the sun has a significant effect on our planet’s temperature. Its magnetic field acts as a gateway for cosmic rays, which play a large role in cloud formation.

Consequently, when the sun’s magnetic field allows cosmic rays to seed cloud cover, temperatures are cooler. When it restricts cloud formation by deflecting cosmic rays away from Earth, temperatures go up…

Who woulda thunk it?  That big, bright, hot yellow thing in the sky is responsible for the temperature?  I’m telling you, this is the shock of all shocks…to think that for years we’ve been thinking it was driving cars which determined temperature!  How did our brave men of science like Al Gore miss this?  How are we going to save the polar bears, now?  For crying out loud, the Goron is quite a potentate, but I don’t know if even he can turn off the sun…

8 thoughts on “Global Warming Hoax Update

  1. zorro September 1, 2011 / 5:16 am

    The sun!

    In the words of the great Dr. Frasier Crane, “If there had only been some clue!

  2. RetiredSpook September 1, 2011 / 6:14 am

    Why, it’s almost as though a Master Designer designed a built-in temperature regulator so that Earth wouldn’t get too hot or too cold. Amazing!

  3. js September 1, 2011 / 8:29 am

    according to libtard think….you are totally wrong dude…

    CERN, the EU nuke group…does not get first place…you see…al gore starts with an “A”….and CERN starts with a “C”…its obvious who is right….(doh)…”A” always comes BEFORE “C”…didnt you learn that in school?

  4. Cluster September 1, 2011 / 8:57 am

    The giant ball of fire that rises in the east every morning has an impact on the earth?

    • tiredoflibbs September 1, 2011 / 12:02 pm

      Ok mitchie the kid, you post something that describes what glaciers do. They move and change. You do know what a glacier is do you?

      Your talk of reality falls short. AGW is a theory based on false models. Recent NASA data reveals that the UN models that every leftist politician, environmental drone and Algore uses were erroneous – the models were designed where the amount of heat released from the earth was far less than what was actually being released.

      How’s that for reality!?! The models for which every liberal that is screaming the “sky is falling” and blaming every event (including your glacier article – it is inferred) on man-made global warming are WRONG!

      So, “Frasier”‘s quote was accurate. If only the UN, Algore and the environmentalist drones had a clue.

    • neocon1 September 1, 2011 / 5:32 pm


      simple for the simple minded

      1. America = T Rex
      2. America = glaciers.
      3. America = temperate.
      SHIITE and weather happens.

  5. Green Mountain Boy September 1, 2011 / 9:42 am

    pmsnbc?? LOLzer bout as believable as you !!

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